- smile and clap along
- have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
- scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
- sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
- go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
- start a mosh pit
Anonymous asked: why are you single?
Because my last relationship didn’t work out.
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
Best of Ralph Wiggum
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